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Saturday, September 25, 2004 

What!?

I check my horoscope reliably on my birthday. I forgot to when the day came Wednesday, but came across the Toronto Star from that day a few minutes ago. Look what I found:

VIRGO (Aug. 23 - Sept 22)
Circumstances have led you to a dead end in the labyrinth. Regrettably you have made all the wrong choices and find yourself trapped. Don't panic.


Good thing I don't believe in the damn things.