American joke
I found this on my laptop late last night. Now, I like individual Americans a hell of a lot. I know quite a few and they're all really nice people. But I love this joke. You've probably read it before; it went around on email a few times about four years ago.
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Riding on a passenger train, there are 4 people in one compartment. A Canadian, an American, a beautiful blonde, and an older, somewhat ugly lady.
The train passes through a tunnel - the compartment goes pitch black. Suddenly the sound of someone being slapped is heard in the car. The train emerges from the tunnel and the American has a large red hand print across the side of his face.
The American thinks: "That stupid Canadian tried to grope the blonde, and she slapped me instead."
The ugly woman thinks: "It serves him right. He probably tried to grope the blonde, and she slapped him."
The blonde thinks: "That bastard. He probably tried to grope me, but got the ugly woman instead, and she slapped him."
The Canadian thinks: "I hope we go through another tunnel so I can slap that stupid American again."
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Riding on a passenger train, there are 4 people in one compartment. A Canadian, an American, a beautiful blonde, and an older, somewhat ugly lady.
The train passes through a tunnel - the compartment goes pitch black. Suddenly the sound of someone being slapped is heard in the car. The train emerges from the tunnel and the American has a large red hand print across the side of his face.
The American thinks: "That stupid Canadian tried to grope the blonde, and she slapped me instead."
The ugly woman thinks: "It serves him right. He probably tried to grope the blonde, and she slapped him."
The blonde thinks: "That bastard. He probably tried to grope me, but got the ugly woman instead, and she slapped him."
The Canadian thinks: "I hope we go through another tunnel so I can slap that stupid American again."
